What do you do when your mother-in-law is swaying towards you?

You pull the trigger again.

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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

How do you know a gypsy woman is pregnant?

You put a piece of wire in her and if you feel pulling she is indeed pregnant.

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Why is the food so cold and bland?

Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.

What day do most mothers give birth?

Labor day.

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What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage?

A degree in law.

How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

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Whats the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

A bomb vest does something when triggered.

What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

Sway Jokes More Sway Jokes

What do you do when your mother-in-law is swaying towards you?

You pull the trigger again.

What sways from side to side?

Jesus on a rubber cross!