How do you know a gypsy woman is pregnant?

You put a piece of wire in her and if you feel pulling she is indeed pregnant.

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How many drums does it take to make a good ska band?

Nobody knows.

Where are the Atlantis and the lost treasures of many renowned pirates?

Nobody knows.It's a well kept seacret.

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What did one ethuastic Electrician say to the other sad Electrician?

Don't feel bad, YOU CONDUIT!!!

Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go.

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

Answer "Scissors." then drive away..

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

Wire Jokes More Wire Jokes

How do you know a gypsy woman is pregnant?

You put a piece of wire in her and if you feel pulling she is indeed pregnant.

Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.