What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go.

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What's the one movie that Rick Astley won't let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up.

How do cats let us know that they are in pain?

Me...........Owwwwww!!

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How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.

How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

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What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was.......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

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How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?

Officer on doody.

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How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!

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What is the worst way to spell Mississippi?

Correctly.

What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go.