Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!
A Dead End.
He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.
Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.
One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole
He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.
A timely manor.
You exercise it.
All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach
A Brazilian dollars.
None. He "fell".
Because he was driving under the influenza......
You can have my beer if you let me go.
A Malaysian Airlines baggage claim.
Straight talk.
