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How does an international banker have a good Friday night?

He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.

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Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

Ok you 2 dont start anything

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

What was Jesus never thankful for?

Fridays.

Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

Payday vs prayday.

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.

Slip Jokes More Slip Jokes

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

How does an international banker have a good Friday night?

He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.