He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.
A Bee-Ear
Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.
Snacks that go crunch in the night.
Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!
Realizing it's only Tuesday.
He/she's not sitting or standing!
They'll tell you.
How slime flies!
Two days seems like a long time.
