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How does an international banker have a good Friday night?

He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.

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Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

What did the man say when he walked into a bar?

Ouch!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?

The other replies "That was no piccolo that was my fife."

Where do Dutch sheep go at night?

TO SHLEEP!

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?

Saturday Night Fever.

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

Slip Jokes More Slip Jokes

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond