He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.
A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"
Because all he says is "Chug Chug Chug"
My dad and I are going out for sushi tonight, and he has rescheduled this dinner with me several times for dumb reasons (one night was because he randomly decided to go out drinking instead). Would love to get my revenge by making sushi puns and jokes all night, but Google is failing me--I've only been able to find jokes that either make no sense, or are just not funny at all. Help!
The moon scares the daylights out of it!
CGI Friday's
Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...
He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.
When somebody asks for a raise
Pizza because it can be slipped under the door.
It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.
