How do you get rid of an obese demon?

You exercise it.

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What does an obese white woman have in common with a brick?

Eventually, they're both getting laid by a Mexican.

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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How do we get rid of Ebola?

Put all the infected on a Malaysian Airplane

How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

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What do the people of Skyrim use to exercise?

A Nordic Track.

What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

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How do you get rid of an obese demon?

You exercise it.

What do you do to get rid of an obese demon?

You exorcise him.