What do you do to get rid of an obese demon?

You exorcise him.

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What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women?

They don't work out.

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How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

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What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

What do you do to get rid of an obese demon?

You exorcise him.

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What do you do to get rid of an obese demon?

You exorcise him.

How do you get rid of an obese demon?

You exercise it.