What's the best part about dating a terminally ill cancer patient?

They are their own birth control

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What's the best part of a pregnancy joke?

The delivery.

What's the best part about Dragon Ball Z?

Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!

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What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

How did you know that the janitors were dating?

They were caught sweeping together.

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What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

What does an IT guys use for birth control?

His personality.