What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women?

They don't work out.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you know a woman is wearing tights?

Her knees swell up when she farts.

Why do women have short feet?

So they can stand closer to the sink

Obese Jokes More Obese Jokes

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

Why are a good majority of Americans obese?

At least the food won't take away their rights. Do a little oppression of their own.

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What is the similarity between a weiner and a Rubik's Cube?

The more you twist them the harder they get.

What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

What is important in relationships?

Reflexivity and transitivity.

What's the difference between tequila, and all of my relationships?

Tequila never goes bad

Obese People Jokes More Obese People Jokes

What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women?

They don't work out.