What does an obese white woman have in common with a brick?

Eventually, they're both getting laid by a Mexican.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why is there no 'Hot girls' guide to getting laid'?

My phone number won't fill up an entire book.

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?

Quatro cinco.

What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not?

Not even, homes

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

What does an obese white woman have in common with a brick?

Eventually, they're both getting laid by a Mexican.

Obese Jokes More Obese Jokes

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

What do you call an obese terrorist who plays for the Yankees?

Derek Bin Jeter