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What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when the hole you're digging is big enough?

When the (w)hole job's done.

Why do you love your puppy more than you love your wife?

Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

It's must-up..

What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow?

Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do Mexican jokes have in common with black jokes?

Once you know Juan, you know Jamal

What's the difference between a Mexican and a notebook?

A notebook has papers.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

Whats your best "This is so bad that " joke?

For example, "this is so bad TBS just picked it up for 6 episodes."

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents?

Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano

Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.

Where does an octopus go to buy shoes?

Inke