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What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the most common question in Quantum Physics?

I don't know

Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you call a mix between holiday poultry and a ghoul?

A gobblin.

What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?

Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What does the Mexican kid say as his homework flys out of the window?

Ayyee essay, where are you going

What did the Mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do you call Apple's next beauty product?

The iLiner.

Why do feminists hate Apple?

Because they're not PC.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Who picks up the tab?

The German.

What is Weird Al Yankovic's favorite pick up line?

Hey, so are you familiar with my parodies? Yeah my PAIR O DEEZ NUTS!!!

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What the hell?

Why are you skipping numbers girl 1: Because I can't even!!!

How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

Why are you baking octopus?

So I can get octopi.

What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?

Two octopuses shaking hands.