What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

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What is the deadliest bear?

Seriously... I don't know the punchline to this, help me out.

Why are there no podiatrist generals?

Because all they know is de feet

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What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget?

Tom Cruise

What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post)

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do books have that Mexicans don't?

Papers.

How many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb?

Twenty-Juan

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What do reddit fans and Apple fans have in common?

They both like seeing the same thing a year later.

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

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What is Antarctica's version of tinder called?

Pick up a penguin

How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

What happens when you plant a sesame seed?

Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

What is a gathering of octopus called?

Octoposse