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Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

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Stephen Hawk Jokes More Stephen Hawk Jokes

What's black and found at the top of a stair case?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What the hell is this REstraining Order?

I never even got a Straining Order I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out.

How was your history test?

Timmy: "Who the hell are you "

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What do you call a woman in heaven?

An Angel A crowd of women in heaven - A host of Angels And all women in heaven - PEACE ON EARTH!

What did Hugh Hefner say when he got to heaven?

Meh

Stairway Jokes More Stairway Jokes

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

Ramp Jokes More Ramp Jokes

Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.