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Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

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Stephen Hawk Jokes More Stephen Hawk Jokes

What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

What's black and is on top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a housefire.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!!

What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

Stairway Jokes More Stairway Jokes

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

Ramp Jokes More Ramp Jokes

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.