Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

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Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.

What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

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What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

What the hell do you want?

Him: Um, YOU called ME.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

They never stop to ask directions.

What did Hugh Hefner say when he got to heaven?

Meh

Stairway Jokes More Stairway Jokes

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

Ramp Jokes More Ramp Jokes

Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.