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Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

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Stephen Hawk Jokes More Stephen Hawk Jokes

Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?

Cause he can't do stand-up.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What is Robin Williams doing in heaven?

Not sure, probably just hanging out.

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

Stairway Jokes More Stairway Jokes

Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

Ramp Jokes More Ramp Jokes

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.