What do you throw a drowning aboriginal?

His wife and kids

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What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?

Acting surprised.

What else?

You've walked out of wife

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What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.

What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

Why did Kennedy throw his head back?

He was taking a shot.