What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

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Don't worry they'll tell you.

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The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!

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They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes.

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RAMs a make a dance!

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Using the lords name in vanity

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Crossfit

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Double jointed.

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Start shouting Jehovah.

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Punishment.

What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.