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What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper?

RAMs a make a dance!

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

What is a wok?

Something you throw at wabbits when you haven't got your wifle.

Ram Jokes More Ram Jokes

Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.

Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What's a politicians favorite kind of dance move?

Poll dancing!

Why do mice have such tiny balls?

Because so few of them can dance!

Stripper Jokes More Stripper Jokes

How are strippers and Subway workers similar?

They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.

What percentage of police officers are strippers and what percentage of strippers are police officers?

I'm confused.

Ram Stick Jokes More Ram Stick Jokes

What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper?

RAMs a make a dance!

What did the RAM stick say to the politician?

I'm PC2!