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What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper?

RAMs a make a dance!

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.

Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What does a corpse and snow have in common?

They are both cold and are hilarious to throw at unsuspecting children.

Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?

She threw out all the W's.

Ram Jokes More Ram Jokes

What is an AI's favorite food?

RAM crackers

What's the #1 horror movie in the far east?

The Sirens of the Rams.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Stripper Jokes More Stripper Jokes

What do characters at Disney World and strippers have in common?

No touching!

What's the first part of a stripper to blow?

The knee. It's a load-bearing joint.

Ram Stick Jokes More Ram Stick Jokes

What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper?

RAMs a make a dance!

What did the RAM stick say to the politician?

I'm PC2!