What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper?

RAMs a make a dance!

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What do you call the guy you buy your weed from?

Your chron-tact.

What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French?

A francophony

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How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

What the hell is this?

Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!

Ram Jokes More Ram Jokes

What is the difference between memory and ram?

I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.

What's the difference between 2015 and Moore's Law?

One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!

Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

The lid said, "Twist to open."

Stripper Jokes More Stripper Jokes

What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.

Ram Stick Jokes More Ram Stick Jokes

What did the RAM stick say to the politician?

I'm PC2!

What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper?

RAMs a make a dance!