Why is crack a "Rock"?

Because it's as hard to get off as Alcatraz.

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Whats Fred Flintstones favorite drug?

Crack Rock.

Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table?

Because it cracked itself up.

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What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.

What did the Queen fans say at the stoning?

We will We will Rock you!

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What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline

Why is crack a "Rock"?

Because it's as hard to get off as Alcatraz.