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Why is crack a "Rock"?

Because it's as hard to get off as Alcatraz.

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What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

What do you call someone who failed rehab?

Back on crack

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

Alcatraz Jokes More Alcatraz Jokes

What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline

Why is crack a "Rock"?

Because it's as hard to get off as Alcatraz.