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Why is crack a "Rock"?

Because it's as hard to get off as Alcatraz.

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Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

Which operetta make the Gorilla crack up?

Nutty Marietta!

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What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another?

A rocking Cher.

Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

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What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline

Why is crack a "Rock"?

Because it's as hard to get off as Alcatraz.