What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint?

Shake N' Bake.

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What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

What do you call a tree that smokes weed?

Snoop Log

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How does Michael J Fox take his martinis?

Shaken. Not stirred

What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

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What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

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How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

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Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip?

Because potholder was already taken

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What do you get if you bake weed into apple pastry?

A high turnover.

Why are you baking octopus?

So I can get octopi.