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What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint?

Shake N' Bake.

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What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?

Yours.

How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

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Why did NBC add the Michael J. Fox Show to its line-up?

To shake things up on network tv.

What is brown and sticky?

Michael J Fox opening a can of coke

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What is the only word in an English dictionary spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly is the only word spelled I n c o r r e c t l y

How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!

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What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

Why did NBC add the Michael J. Fox Show to its line-up?

To shake things up on network tv.

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Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

What did Snoop Dogg say upon graduation as a EE major?

My circuit breaker be trippin and my joint wouldn't solder...

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Whats baked every day and sells itself?

My sister.

Why did the cookie smoke weed?

Because he wanted to get baked.