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What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint?

Shake N' Bake.

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What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes.

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What's Michael J. Fox's favorite drink?

A milkshake

What do you call Michael J. Fox and Muhammad Ali?

Salt and Pepper shakers

N Jokes More N Jokes

How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

What do the letters G, I, T, N, H, N & O have in common?

Nothing

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.

What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

Joint Jokes More Joint Jokes

Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

What do you call a dance party in Colorado?

Shake 'n Bake.

How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms