What do you call it when you stab a vampire in the lungs?

A miss stake

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Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

Where did vampires go to first in America?

New-fang-land.

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

Stab Jokes More Stab Jokes

What do you say to Jennifer Anniston after she has been stabbed?

So noone told you knife was gonna be this way?

What do you call a black guy who was stabbed by a Mexican?

An ambulance.

Lung Jokes More Lung Jokes

What did the slaughterhouse foreman say when he found out his best butcher had his heart, lungs and kidneys ripped out in a cutter accident?

That's offal

What do you call it when you stab a vampire in the lungs?

A miss stake