What do my brother and Julius Caesar have in common?

They both hate been stabbed

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Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What do you call it when a lemon jerks off her own brother until he chafes?

Inzest

Why don't robots have any brothers anymore?

Because they have trans-sisters.

Julius Caesar Jokes More Julius Caesar Jokes

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

What did Jennifer Lawrence say to Julius Caesar?

May the Ides be ever in your favor.

Stab Jokes More Stab Jokes

What do you call a black guy who was stabbed by a Mexican?

An ambulance.

What do you call it when you stab a vampire in the lungs?

A miss stake