What did the paraplegic retard get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

What does my jokes and cancer have in common?

Only my dad gets it.

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What's a virgin's favorite Christmas song?

Single Bells

What's the difference between a black person and Christmas lights?

Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.