Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.
You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day
With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside
Mick e-mouse.
They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.
Because gingers have no soul, and black people have too much!
It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.
Fancy a bite
COOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good day, m'hogany'
He was knotty.
One can support a family of four.
The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.
He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.
Half of them don't work and the ones that do aren't that bright