What is the difference between a black person and a tire?

The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an English pig and a French pig?

A French pig goes, "Oui! Oui! Oui!" all the way home.

What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

Gospel Jokes More Gospel Jokes

What is the difference between a black person and a tire?

The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.

Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

What's blue and sings alone?

Dan Ackroyd.

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

Why do black people wear chains?

Nostalgia

What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

Why can every black person run so fast?

Because the slow ones are in jail.

What repulsive awful thing can be found in a black persons clothes?

The black person.

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What do you call a gang of tires?

A rubber band