What's the difference between an English pig and a French pig?

A French pig goes, "Oui! Oui! Oui!" all the way home.

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What's the difference in a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

You should know, you've only read it twenty times.

What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

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What do you call a French sandal?

Philippe Flop!

Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance

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What does Santa call his English Elves?

Subordinate clauses....

What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly.

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Why is French person a better team player than a pirate?

The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"

What's a French person's favorite video game system?

The Wii! (Oui)