Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance

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French Jokes More French Jokes

Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

How does a French skeleton say hello?

Bone-jour.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

How do you find Will Smith in winter?

You follow the Fresh Prince

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

Why don't matches play baseball?

One strike, and they're out.

What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

Resistance Jokes More Resistance Jokes

What do you get when you put resistance on a stove?

Ohm on the range

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning?

He was conducting.

Why do raindrops like lightning at night?

So they can see where they are going

Path Jokes More Path Jokes

Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.

Why is their always lightning in France?

Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance.