What's the difference in a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

You should know, you've only read it twenty times.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.

What is the difference between a feminist and a cat?

One of them is annoying, dangerous, hairy, lazy, disgusting and filthy and the other one is just a feminist

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Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

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What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

When you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

Why are so many racist jokes about black people?

Because black people can't read. Duh.

Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa?

Santa Claws

Breast Implant Jokes More Breast Implant Jokes

Whats around $5000+ and enhances personality?

Breast implants.

What's the difference in a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

You should know, you've only read it twenty times.