How would you like that cooked?

Gets right up in waitresses face* With frickin fire, obviously

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What book do you like the most?

Woman: "My husband's checkbook."

Why does flint never get any likes on their Instagram pictures?

Cause they don't use a filter.

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Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?

He knows a little ham goes a long way.

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What did the redditor do at the restaurant when he was done with his meal?

Tips waitress*

Where do one-legged waitresses work?

IHOP. Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning.