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Why does flint never get any likes on their Instagram pictures?

Cause they don't use a filter.

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How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)

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What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house?

Nothing, Michael liked boys.

What equine likes to cut in line?

A sawhorse!

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Why are Black people so tall?

Cause they're knee grows!!

Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!