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Why does flint never get any likes on their Instagram pictures?

Cause they don't use a filter.

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What do prisoners use to call each other?

Cell phones.

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

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Who's your friend who likes to play?

JOHN CENA** *DUn DUnDUnDUn DUn DUnDUnDUn.*

Why aren't fish good tennis players?

They don't like getting close to the net!

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Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

Why do graveyards have fences?

Cause everyone's dying to get in!