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Why does flint never get any likes on their Instagram pictures?

Cause they don't use a filter.

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Why can't Helen Keller use an iPhone?

Because she's dead.

What's the difference between Tony Abbott and a coffee machine?

One is a cold heartless machine, used by everyone......And the other is useful with a Cafe. Gnite folks!

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What is the most faithful insect?

A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them!

What did one dog say to the other dog?

I like "Hot Dogs".

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What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

Why is it better to be ashy?

Cause it just means you spit more fire