Why can every black person run so fast?

Because the slow ones are in jail.

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Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

What did the Polack and the Native American name their first kid?

Running Stupid

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Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

Where is a tornado put in jail to be punished?

In a high pressure cell

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Why is it called the "color TV"?

Because it was invented by a black person!

Why are black people afraid to fall asleep?

The last black person that had a dream got shot!

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Why are all blacks fast?

The slow ones are in jail.

Why are all black people fast?

Because all the slow ones are in jail.