What did the Polack and the Native American name their first kid?

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What's going on?

Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!

What is that behind your ear?

Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"

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Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

What is the worst about having alzheimer's and dierrhea?

You're running but don't know where to.

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What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?

He died in his teepee

What do you have when you are having second thoughts about your booking on Native American land?

Reservation reservation reservations.

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What do you call a woman who marries an old ugly and poor man?

Stupid!

What did the Cherokee-Polish couple name their firstborn?

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5, one to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

What did the Polack and the Native American name their first kid?

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