What is that behind your ear?

Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the Polack and the Native American name their first kid?

Running Stupid

How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

How do you know your waitress is having a rough night?

She's got a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pen.

Tumor Jokes More Tumor Jokes

What did the optimistic cancer patient say about his tumor?

It's growing on me.

What do you call someone who can't take a joke about cancer?

Someone with no sense of tumor.

Oh God Jokes More Oh God Jokes

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

What did one coconut say to the other?

Oh my god a talking coconut!

Nice Try Jokes More Nice Try Jokes

What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

What is that behind your ear?

Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.

What is McDonald's demolition service called?

Quarter pounder.