How do you know your waitress is having a rough night?

She's got a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pen.

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What has 4308 eyes, 28957 legs, and 398503 teeth?

I don't know, but if you see it, RUN!

What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet?

E-reptile dysfunction

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

Who's there! Brendan! Brendan who?

Brendan an ear to what I have to say!

Waitress Jokes More Waitress Jokes

Where do one-legged waitresses work?

IHOP. Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning.

Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.