What did the optimistic cancer patient say about his tumor?

It's growing on me.

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Why did the excluded tree grow?

To be long.

What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

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What did the optimistic cancer patient say about his tumor?

It's growing on me.

What do you call someone who can't take a joke about cancer?

Someone with no sense of tumor.