What's the diagnosis doctor?

What is your zodiac sign ' 'Cancer.' 'What a coincidence!'

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind orphan get for Christmas?

Cancer!*

When is the worst time to get Cancer?

North of the equator.

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What's your zodiac sign?

Tyrannosaurus. -But that's not even a real sign. -None of the zodiac signs are real.

How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

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What do you call it when a prayer is answered?

A coincidence.

What's an atheist's favorite Christmas movie?

Coincidence on 34th Street