What did the deaf, dumb, blind orphan get for Christmas?

Cancer!*

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How do you describe getting cancer on your resume?

As a real growth opprotunity

Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!

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What will a blind, deaf child with no arms get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What is a dog's favorite Christmas song?

Fleas Navidad

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Why do farts stink?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

What did the deaf, blind dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.