Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind orphan get for Christmas?

Cancer!*

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What do you call a booth babe at Apple's events?

ICandy

Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

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Why did the angel lose her job?

She had harp failure.

Why are there so many black people in Detroit?

It's because they heard there was no jobs there.

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What's six inches long that women love?

Folding money.

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Net profits!

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Why... Can't illegal US immigrants play Uno?

Because they keep stealing all the Green Cards

What was the name of the meth cook who got caught stealing baked beans?

Heinzenburg

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When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.