Why... Can't illegal US immigrants play Uno?

Because they keep stealing all the Green Cards

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Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

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What do you call someone stealing musical instruments?

A Luter.

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

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Why do you never play uno with a mexican?

Because they will steal all the green cards.

Why don't you play UNO with a Mexican?

Because they steal all the green cards

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What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.

Why was the illegal immigrant so offensive?

Because he crossed the line