Why don't you play UNO with a Mexican?

Because they steal all the green cards

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What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

What do you call a Mexican guy who's car always goes missing?

Carlos.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

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Why did the man steal mushrooms from the store?

Because he had no.

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

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Why can't youplay UNO with Mexicans?

Because they'll take all of your green cards.

Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.

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Why can't you play UNO with a mexican?

They always steal the green card.

Why are Mexicans bad at UNO?

They steal all the green cards.