Why can't you play UNO with a mexican?

They always steal the green card.

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Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal the green cards.

Why are mexicans so predictable in Uno?

Because they always wish for the green card

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Why don't people like to play uno with Mexicans?

Because they always steal the green cards....

Why don't you play UNO with a Mexican?

Because they steal all the green cards