Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal the green cards.

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Jesus doesn't have any tattoos of Mexicans.

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Just one, but they have to steal it first.

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Why can't you play UNO with a mexican?

They always steal the green card.

Why do you not play Uno with Mexicans?

Cuz they take all the green cards

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Why shouldn't Mexicans play UNO?

They keep taking all the green cards

Why are Mexicans bad at UNO?

They steal all the green cards.