Why do you not play Uno with Mexicans?

Cuz they take all the green cards

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What's the difference between Bigfoot and a Mexican with a beard?

Bigfoot is occasionally sighted

How do Mexicans keep their food warm?

Chicken Fajitas.

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Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.

Why can't you play UNO with a mexican?

They always steal the green card.

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Why don't you play UNO with a Mexican?

Because they steal all the green cards

Why is it hard to play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal all the green cards.