What do you call a stoner when horny?

Now please post weed related jokes

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What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?

The higher they are, the more spaced out they get

What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner?

A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green.

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What's the difference between a joke and your friend's blog?

You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook

What's the worst thing you can do when posting a joke?

Accidentally hit submit before you

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Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

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Where do people go for pasta related crimes?

A PENNEtentiary!

What do space-related scientists call themselves in Australia?

Austronomers