Why are Mexicans bad at UNO?

They steal all the green cards.

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Roberto

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How many /r/Jokes users does it take to make a Joke?

WRONG! They don't make it, they steal it...

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Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.

Why are Mexicans bad at UNO?

They steal all the green cards.

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Why do you not play Uno with Mexicans?

Cuz they take all the green cards

Why is it impossible to play UNO with Mexicans?

Because they keep stealing all the green cards.