Why is it impossible to play UNO with Mexicans?

Because they keep stealing all the green cards.

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Why don't Blacks and Mexicans have babies?

Their kids would be too lazy to steal.

What do you call a strange Mexican man who owns a chocolate factory?

Willy Juanka.

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Why can't the T-Rex play the piano?

Cause they're dead!

What video game console can you not be upset while playing?

The Nomad

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Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving "Black Friday"?

Because everything is a steal.

What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.

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Why shouldn't Mexicans play UNO?

They keep taking all the green cards

Why should you never play Uno with a Mexican?

Because they'll steal all the green cards.

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Why should you never play Uno with a Mexican?

Because they'll steal all the green cards.

Why don't you play UNO with a Mexican?

Because they steal all the green cards