Why should you never play Uno with a Mexican?

Because they'll steal all the green cards.

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What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs?

Consuelo.

Why are Mexicans bad at UNO?

They steal all the green cards.

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Because he was always spotted.

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He kept getting nailed to the boards.

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He got a way with words.

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Because they keep stealing all the Green Cards

Why don't you play UNO with a Mexican?

Because they steal all the green cards

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Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal the green cards.

Why do you never play uno with a mexican?

Because they will steal all the green cards.