How do you stop a nuclear bomb from squeaking...?

WMD40.

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Which do you let in first?

Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

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How do you stop a nuclear bomb from squeaking...?

WMD40.

Why do mice need oiling?

Because they squeak!