Why don't Blacks and Mexicans have babies?

Their kids would be too lazy to steal.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did the Trix bunny hand out eggs?

Chicks are for kids!

What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico, and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why did the baby have such a poor time in the marathon?

He was running a little behind

What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What is that white thing in my pork&beans?

The Queen Bean. *Blatantly stolen from Ren & Stimpy

Why did the spy steal the laptop?

It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.