What's the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have any tattoos of Mexicans.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait?

His portrait only need one nail

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What is a Mexican's favorite FPS?

Borderlands.

What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?

Alien vs. Predator

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life

Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

Tattoo Jokes More Tattoo Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have any tattoos of Mexicans.

What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer?

A Tattoo.