What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?

Alien vs. Predator

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican drowning in a vat of cheese?

Nacho problem.

What do you call a Mexican Gummy Bear?

Delici**OSO**!

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you do when you get into a fight with a group of clowns?

Go for the juggler. This is my favorite joke that I have read on here.

What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and a child molester?

Alien vs Predator

What did the alien say to the gas pump?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you!

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What do you call a nun who is outside her local calling area?

A roamin' Catholic.*

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A roamin Catholic

Catholic Priest Jokes More Catholic Priest Jokes

What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

Predator Jokes More Predator Jokes

What is the best time to watch Predator?

Anytiiiiiiiiiime

What is the opposite of a Predator?

A Postdator