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What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?

Alien vs. Predator

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car?

No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot

What did the black man say to the Mexican?

Hey. Watermelawn.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why didn't the Avatar want to fight the Fire Nation?

Because they gave him Aang-xiety

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

How do you get a Catholic nun pregnant?

Dress her as a choirboy

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

Catholic Priest Jokes More Catholic Priest Jokes

What do r/jokes subscribers and Catholic priests have in common?

Both think the shorter the better.

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

Predator Jokes More Predator Jokes

What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest?

Alien vs. Predator

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.