Why do we hit things when they don't work?

Because it worked with slavery

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

Why do beaches not get sarcasm?

Because they always take things littorally

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

What do you call an old-school CIA agent who believes his work is none of the public's goddamn business?

A Pte-redact-yl

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why is 17 called the "mother-in-law" in black jack?

Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.

What did Ray Rice say the first time he met his girlfriend?

Dayuum. I'd hit that.

Slavery Jokes More Slavery Jokes

Why can't white people hit the whip?

Because slavery is over

What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.