Why can't white people hit the whip?

Because slavery is over

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What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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How many white people does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just hire a mexican to do it.

Why are white people bad at chess?

They think all the white pieces are kings.

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Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

Why do black men make such good husbands?

Because they're already used to being whipped.

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What do you call it when old people are forced into slavery?

Indentured servitude.

Why can't white people hit the whip?

Because slavery is over